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Positioning and sentiment on stock perps — which side of TSLA, NVDA or gold is crowded right now, 24/7. Funding rates and open interest on equities exist nowhere else. Answers "most crowded equity trade", "are TSLA longs paying", "where is open interest concentrated". Per market: annualized funding, crowding label, OI in USD, OI share, volume/OI turnover, premium vs oracle. From Hyperliquid HIP-3 markets. Deterministic, no LLM.
# 1. Ask the endpoint what it costs (no payment, no wallet needed): curl -i -X GET 'https://cryptopulse.theaslangroupllc.com/api/equity-positioning' # -> HTTP/1.1 402 Payment Required # the response carries the price, asset and pay-to address. # 2. Pay and retry with any x402 client: npx x402-fetch 'https://cryptopulse.theaslangroupllc.com/api/equity-positioning'
Endpoint: https://cryptopulse.theaslangroupllc.com/api/equity-positioning. Operated by cryptopulse.theaslangroupllc.com, not by Animica. Price and availability were correct at the last probe on 2026-08-26 and are set by the operator, who may change them.
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dYdX v4 chain-state history, deterministic and block-stamped. Answers "what was dYdX open interest and funding index for this market over time". Hourly samples …
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Cross-venue funding-arbitrage scan, deterministic. Answers "where is the biggest funding spread right now", "which coin pays me to be delta-neutral". For every …
Perp funding-rate check, deterministic. Answers "what is the funding rate for this coin right now", "am I paying or earning to hold this perp", "which venue has…
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